here's something to cheer u up..
A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me: my pretty face or my body?' He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor. '
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy ' s lap.
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, ' What other problem can there be greater than this one?'
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
and my favourite:
Father to son after exam: 'Let me see your report card.'
Son: 'My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.'
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